Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Valentines Gift

My sister Carrie sent me this. I thought it was hilarious so I am sharing it.

Steve was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day. His wife was really angry and she told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning Steve got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



Steve has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

3 comments:

Kate said...

Okay... that's a really funny story! Glad I found your blog... I'm looking forward to doing some stuff together :)
Kate

Jill said...

Hey, will you make me a new header? I want something that will look good with browns like yours. I am tired of the green. My family pics are on your puter. Love you....

Jenne said...

Yep, I will! It was great to talk to you this morning. I need you to visit soon, I am missing you!